Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
This is my blog and I post dumb things. My art blog is in the sidebar, and I'll have to ask you to direct any commission questions you have there, as well as any art requests, since that's where I'll post them! Also you should go follow this cutie here, because she's pretty gr8.
Vintage Medieval Weddings Dresses
I love these so much
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
Our Band director wasn’t at school.
what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?
Because you’re fucking nerds.
when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
wait for iiiitt……
"Quite expensive if you want my opinion."
Okay, but can we talk about the descriptions (set as captions on each picture, though this bottom quote is on all of them) Mortis Ghost wrote for these? Because they’re glorious.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
but what if eren gets to his basement and it’s just
and that’s also the beginning to Ouran’s second season